Feeding a dog VS. feeding a cat.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder!
Feeding a dog VS. feeding a cat.
Ninja love is like no other.
(via Wayne Smallman)
“So can I see it? The tiemcock?”
I laughed far too much at this. Gotta love the facial expressions! Click the photo to see the rest.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder!
“Today, my fiancĂ© was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a “Waka waka waka waka” noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML
(via fmylife)
I wanted to buy this t-shirt, but they didn’t have my size :(