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Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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Today, I was having sex with a guy, and as he came, he shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” His roommate shouted back, “FINISH HER!” F*** my life.
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“Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a “Waka waka waka waka” noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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‘Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said “You missed your bus.” I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML.’

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