Stuff I like, strangely enough.Ask me anything or find more of me here.Tumblr (3.0; @timmargh)http://timmblr.com/<a href="http://gawker.com/5628051/">Transformers Director Michael Bay Offers $50,000 Bounty for Puppy-Throwing Girl</a>: <p><a href="http://synt.tumblr.com/post/1052844906/transformers-director-michael-bay-offers-50-000-bounty" class="tumblr_blog">synt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This evening, the following was posted to Michael Bay’s official website:</p> <p>There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.</p> <p>Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.</p> </blockquote> <p>Just the brief description of that video makes me feel physically sick. My policy of <i>“violence solves nothing”</i> would most likely be ditched rapidly if I ever saw anything like what is being described.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1053200194http://timmblr.com/post/1053200194Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:11:15 +0100<p>I can get by doing simple stuff with PHP and JavaScript by finding example scripts and chopping them up to do my bidding, but it’s been a <i>very</i> long time since I’ve used a language that I could consider myself fluent in; the last ones were FoxPro and then Clipper for DOS which I stopped using back in 1995 and 1999 respectively!</p> <p>And thank you :)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1052633248http://timmblr.com/post/1052633248Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:11:20 +0100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82k37vJRe1qz7ctmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakeeyed/4934390056/">harhorind…ter door ni zgr neg uya unjaad yavaad bsan</a> (by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/snakeeyed">Anja Mogoi Nvden</a>, via <a href="http://lascatola20.tumblr.com/post/1047717937/harhorind-ter-door-ni-zgr-neg-uya-unjaad-yavaad" class="tumblr_blog">lascatola20</a>)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1048567830http://timmblr.com/post/1048567830Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:55:19 +0100hotairballoon<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80q3vyNCw1qz7ctmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/88444589@N00/4127220624/">Aliens [On Explore!]</a>” by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/glycerinmirror">Xochitl García</a> (via <a href="http://lascatola20.tumblr.com/post/1042325920/aliens-on-explore-by-xochitl-garcia" class="tumblr_blog">lascatola20</a>).</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1043760940http://timmblr.com/post/1043760940Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:48:53 +0100hotairballoon<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tsuzD8h51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>“Ed, I think you should wear a condom.” ~ <a href="http://">channelATE.com</a> (via <a href="http://misfitboy.tumblr.com/post/1022913048/thedailywhat-channelate-thd" class="tumblr_blog">misfitboy</a>)</i></p>http://timmblr.com/post/1024669002http://timmblr.com/post/1024669002Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:20:47 +0100<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdniTQFQ650">Penis!</a></p>http://timmblr.com/post/1024651820http://timmblr.com/post/1024651820Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:14:04 +0100<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tdt2cglx1qagbl9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://septemberism.tumblr.com/post/1019836956/im-sure-this-will-piss-off-all-my-religious">septemberism</a>: <i>“I’m sure this will piss off all my religious followers.”</i> (via <a href="http://registeredtrademark.tumblr.com/post/1020066122/map-the-seoul-shitdisco-forx" class="tumblr_blog">registeredtrademark</a>)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1020169538http://timmblr.com/post/1020169538Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:36:01 +0100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pl85m5gQ1qzzur7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“It was the worst possible way to discover my wife’s resonant frequency.” ~ <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1977">Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal</a></p>http://timmblr.com/post/1008731386http://timmblr.com/post/1008731386Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:55:16 +0100<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7o2ombzP51qax65qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://jessiejamesjacksontaylor.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">jessiejamesjacksontaylor</a>)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1004427821http://timmblr.com/post/1004427821Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:11:55 +0100<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RsZErYEXz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4RsZErYEXz8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Scott Pilgrim vs. The Matrix (via <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/08/23/lol-scott-pilgrim-vs-the-matrix/">/Film</a>).</p>http://timmblr.com/post/1002988793http://timmblr.com/post/1002988793Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:05:25 +0100scottpilgrimthematrix<p>I have <i>no idea!</i></p>http://timmblr.com/post/994056861http://timmblr.com/post/994056861Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:35:10 +0100<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7iquwe5VW1qb24x4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“WARNING: this is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.” (<a href="http://petrichoriam.tumblr.com/">petrichoriam</a> via <a href="http://sqwrlydoom.tumblr.com/post/990809537/haleyg-pumpkinpsychosis" class="tumblr_blog">sqwrlydoom</a>)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/992398622http://timmblr.com/post/992398622Sun, 22 Aug 2010 12:42:12 +0100biblefiction<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cQ-PKzPsQDM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cQ-PKzPsQDM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Me and my carer played Magical Trevor to our friend’s 3 year old daughter and she now wakes up most mornings singing it! Her parents uploaded this to YouTube.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/989036139http://timmblr.com/post/989036139Sat, 21 Aug 2010 21:44:45 +0100magicaltrevor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7guta2CzD1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ninjabread men! (via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/ninjabread-men-cookie-cutters">BuzzFeed</a>, <a href="http://annarellix.tumblr.com/post/984075731/lickystickypickyme-ninja-cookies-via" class="tumblr_blog">annarellix</a>, <a href="http://lickystickypickyme.tumblr.com/post/983687364/ninja-cookies-via">lickystickypickyme</a>)</p>http://timmblr.com/post/984299503http://timmblr.com/post/984299503Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:20:49 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l76tamhB2E1qabkulo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“Haikus are easy … ” (via <a href="http://lovelylittleinsomniac.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">lovelylittleinsomniac</a>).</p>http://timmblr.com/post/982035004http://timmblr.com/post/982035004Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:34:37 +0100<p>Not at all. In fact I’m fucking freezing.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/979819570http://timmblr.com/post/979819570Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:04:06 +0100<p>Why thank you.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/979817064http://timmblr.com/post/979817064Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:03:30 +0100<p>Thank you. Because you’re so nice, I shall smite you last.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/979815204http://timmblr.com/post/979815204Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:03:06 +0100<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7f66zxgfr1qzzur7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lotus hotness (via <a href="http://thethrottle.com/2010/08/18/daily-afternoon-randomness-back-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/">TheTHROTTLE</a>).</p>http://timmblr.com/post/979022460http://timmblr.com/post/979022460Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:54:35 +0100<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ciap2BLq1qzzur7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy doors, via <a href="http://www.foundshit.com/five-happy-doors/">Found Shit</a>.</p>http://timmblr.com/post/971665309http://timmblr.com/post/971665309Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:23:12 +0100