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Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, “What are you thinking?” I reply, “Dead puppies.” This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML
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  1. gypsyspirit reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    haha I’ve had a guy tell me that’s what he thinks of
  2. failbetter- reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dude
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    would have gotten
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    OMG LOL IRL xD amazing. perfect cheer me up in this gloom...paper writing «
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