Anonymous asked: what is sex

I have no idea!

“WARNING: this is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.” (petrichoriam via sqwrlydoom) Click for high-res photo

“WARNING: this is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.” (petrichoriam via sqwrlydoom)

(this post was reblogged from sqwrlydoom)

Me and my carer played Magical Trevor to our friend’s 3 year old daughter and she now wakes up most mornings singing it! Her parents uploaded this to YouTube.

Ninjabread men! (via BuzzFeed, annarellix, lickystickypickyme)

Ninjabread men! (via BuzzFeed, annarellix, lickystickypickyme)

(this post was reblogged from annarellix)
“Haikus are easy … ” (via lovelylittleinsomniac). Click for high-res photo

“Haikus are easy … ” (via lovelylittleinsomniac).

(this post was reblogged from lovelylittleinsomniac)

Anonymous asked: how hot are you?

Not at all. In fact I’m fucking freezing.

ohlawditsme asked: Not a question, but I'll say it anyways. I fucking love your Tumblr.

Why thank you.

Anonymous asked: you sir, are a God!

Thank you. Because you’re so nice, I shall smite you last.

Lotus hotness (via TheTHROTTLE). Click for high-res photo

Lotus hotness (via TheTHROTTLE).

Happy doors, via Found Shit.

Happy doors, via Found Shit.