September 2009
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“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it...”
– Morrie Schwartz (via boxercab)
“Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled “STOP!”. I stopped, scared I’d hurt her. She then yelled “HAMMER TIME!” and started to dance. We never finished. FML.”
I've just queued some gratuitously cute cocker...
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‘Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said “You missed your bus.” I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML.’
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heynic:
Hey New Follower Timmargh. I find your Fresh Mud blog pretty witty and interesting.
Thanks! I really must update it more … *lazy*
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