November 2009
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“Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can’t afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML.”
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“On a rainy October morning in DC, I missed my bus stop. The driver doubled back...”
– It Made My Day - Little Moments of WIN
“Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I’m a 38 year old man. It worked. FML.”
“Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me: “Do that thing you did at the Halloween party.” There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn’t go with her to the party. FML.”
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“Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying “I’m his uncle, send tit pics.” She did. FML.”
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