October 2009
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. Ladder!
Seriously if I did get a tattoo I’d probably go for a simple Celtic band,...
– Peter Serafinowicz
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“Today, my fiancĂ© was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a “Waka waka waka waka” noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML
(via fmylife)
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