“Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I’m a 38 year old man. It worked. FML.”
“Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me: “Do that thing you did at the Halloween party.” There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn’t go with her to the party. FML.”
“Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying “I’m his uncle, send tit pics.” She did. FML.”
Guy Farley
“Frozen”
Cashback (2006)
An excellent track to fall asleep to.
“Deleted scene? Actually, I read this is a REAL picture from the set — Heath Ledger was apparently a skateboarder.”
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