Transformers Director Michael Bay Offers $50,000 Bounty for Puppy-Throwing Girl

synt:

This evening, the following was posted to Michael Bay’s official website:

There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.

Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.

Just the brief description of that video makes me feel physically sick. My policy of “violence solves nothing” would most likely be ditched rapidly if I ever saw anything like what is being described.

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wisebeardiness asked: What programming languages are you fluent/familiar with? Great tumblr, btw!

I can get by doing simple stuff with PHP and JavaScript by finding example scripts and chopping them up to do my bidding, but it’s been a very long time since I’ve used a language that I could consider myself fluent in; the last ones were FoxPro and then Clipper for DOS which I stopped using back in 1995 and 1999 respectively!

And thank you :)

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“Aliens [On Explore!]” by Xochitl García (via lascatola20).

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“Ed, I think you should wear a condom.” ~ channelATE.com (via misfitboy)

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Anonymous asked: penis?

Penis!

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“It was the worst possible way to discover my wife’s resonant frequency.” ~ Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Scott Pilgrim vs. The Matrix (via /Film).